never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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