Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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