Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
handjob tips. give me some.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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