so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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