Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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