yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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