You're completely useless in the revolution.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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