it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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