i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My pussy is not your playground.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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