Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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