They should really pass out barf bags in church
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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