Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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