If i come over, it means nothing
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize