it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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