i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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