but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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