you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
