I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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