Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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