3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She's the barista slut.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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