So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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