with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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