3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
