Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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