He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
