no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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