If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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