i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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