Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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