I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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