Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I think I just sharted jello shots
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