i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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