your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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