dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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