the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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