People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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