So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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