Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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