He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
high people should be assigned attendants
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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