So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Your penis caused this!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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