I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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