Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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