I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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