no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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