a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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