BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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