Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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