He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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