I hate all girls vehemently.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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