Cold hands, warm shart.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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