please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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