we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
How naked do you want me to be?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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