...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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