how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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