so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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