Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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